Mittwoch, 17. September 2008

Open Mind Index


Yay, 85 nicht so schlimm wie befürchtet, wo ich fast nur Punk und Ska in der Playlist hab.

Dienstag, 9. September 2008

Dexter rants: Mir ist egal, was Chuck Norris angeblich alles kann, das Flying Spaghetti Monster wischt den Boden mit ihm!


Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.

By the way, without him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things – and so can you.

Ach Chuck, eigentlich fand ich den Hype um Dich ja ganz witzig, aber damit disqualifizierst Du Dich leider selbst.

In diesem Sinne:

All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! All hail his noodly apperance!



Euer Dexter

Dr. Horrible's sing-along-blog

Any dolt with half a brain,
can see the humankind has gone insane.
To the point where I don't know,
if I'll upset the status quo
if I throw poison in the water main

Yay, aus der Feder von Joss Whedon kommt das erste Super Bösewicht Musical!

Da es das ganze nur noch über iTunes gibt, diesmal kein Link, aber über die üblichen Verdächtigen, die ich hier nicht nenne, findet mans ja eventuell auch...

Mittwoch, 3. September 2008


Bestes T-Shirt aller Zeiten!

inklusive Sequel!

Super z. B. als Geburtstagsgeschenk *wink wink* ;)

Dexter rants: Meine Freunde von der CSU und die bösen, bösen Killerspiele



Zensur von China lernen

Der CSU-Politiker Uhl regt darüber hinaus vor dem Hintergrund kinderpornografischer Angebote im Internet an, Provider per Gesetz zu zwingen, bestimmte Seiten aus dem Netz zu nehmen. Spätestens seit den Olympischen Spielen in Peking wisse man, was möglich sei: „Was die Chinesen können, sollten wir auch können. Da bin ich gern obrigkeitsstaatlich.“

Ich fasse es nicht! Jetzt wird hier schon wieder Kinderpornographie als Ausrede benutzt, um verfassungswiedrigen Polizeistaatdummfug zu verbreiten. Und bevor hier jetzt jemand kommt und mir Sympathisantentum mit Pädophilen unterstellt, zitiere ich hier doch mal den guten alten Fat Mike:

Re-gaining unconciousness

"First they put away the dealers,
keep our kids safe and off the street.
Then they put away the prostitutes,
keep married men cloistered at home.

Then they shooed away the bums,
then they beat and bashed the queers,
turned away asylum-seekers,
fed us suspicions and fears.
We didn't raise our voice,
we didn't make a fuss.
It's funny there was no one left to notice
when they came for us.

Looks like witches are in season,
you better fly your flag and be aware
of anyone who might fit the description,
diversity is now our biggest fear.

Now with our conversations tapped
and our differences exposed,
how ya supposed to love your neighbor
with our minds and curtains closed?
We used to worry 'bout big brother,
now we got a big father and an even bigger mother.

And you still believe
this aristocracy gives a fuck about you.
They put the mock in democracy
and you swallowed every hook.

The sad truth is
you'd rather follow the school into the net
'cause swimming alone at sea
is not the kind of freedom that you actually want.

So go back to your crib and suck on a tit
go bask in the warmth of your diaper.
You're sitting in shit and piss
while sucking a giant pacifier,
a country of adult infants.
A legion of mental midgets,
a country of adult infants,
a country of adult infants.
all regaining their unconsciousness"

Oder auch Ben Franklin:

"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security."

Manchmal frag ich mich echt, in was für einer Welt wir leben, wenn ein deutscher Politiker offen Zensur anpreisen darf...
Als nächstes übernehmen wir von den Chinesen dann das Abschaffen der Meinungsfreiheit und die zügigen Exekutionen, dann ist auch endlich der zivile Ungehorsam und das ständige Gemecker an der regierung abgeschafft.

Kommt mir seltsam bekannt vor...

Ich geh dann mal kotzen.

...weniger Geek als gedacht...


i am a geek

mit 22,59% extrem unnerdig :)

und Apocalypse.

Your results:
You are Apocalypse

Lex Luthor
Dr. Doom
The Joker
Dark Phoenix
Green Goblin
Poison Ivy
Mr. Freeze
You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.

Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test

Mist, da wär ich lieber Magneto gewesen :(

... dann noch Spidey

Your results:
You are Spider-Man

The Flash
Green Lantern
Iron Man
Wonder Woman
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

...muss an meiner Schwäche für Rothaarige liegen. :)

...und die Schweiz!


You are 2.8% Good.
You are 0% Lawful.

Alignment: True Neutral

You do whatever seems like a good idea at the time. You don't feel any strong inclination towards good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Some may say that you lack conviction, while others might admire you for your capability of remaining unbiased. You likely prefer good versus evil in society, since good people tend to make better neighbors and rulers, but you are not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way.
You are the stereotypical “Balancer.” You act in a way that is natural to you without prejudice or compulsion.
Examples of charactersand people who fit into the same alignment as you include Linus Torvalds, Dr. Strangelove, Scott Evil, Mr. Spock, and the nation of Switzerland.

Ehrlich? Ich mein Spock ist ok, der hatte wenigstens gute Sprüche, aber Linus?

UPDATE: Hah, in dem anderen bin ich:

Compared to other takers

  • 28/100 You scored 50% on Good, higher than 28% of your peers.
  • 68/100 You scored 58% on Chaotic, higher than 68% of your peers.

How everyone did

  • Good Distribution Good
  • Chaotic Distribution Chaotic

Your result for The Alignment Test ...


50% Good, 58% Chaotic


Plane of Existence: Limbo, "Plane of Ever-Changing Chaos". Description: An alien, anarchistic and unpredictable plane. Notable Inhabitants: Githzerai - human-like monks; Slaad - frog-like creatures.

Examples of Chaotic-Neutrals (Ethically Chaotic, Morally Neutral)

Tyler Durden
Dr. Frankenstein
Doctor Moreau
Peeves the Poltergeist
Fred & George Weasly
"Wild animals"

The almost totally unpredictable non-conformist loner. Will stand by and watch the white knight battle the black knight without feeling compelled to take sides.

Will keep their word if in their best interest
May attack an unarmed foe
May use poison
May help those in need
Prefers to work alone
Responds poorly to higher authority
Distrustful of organizations
Self preservation is strong but will not go to the same extent as Neutral-Evils.
They can generally be swayed easily.

Chaotic Neutral "Pure Chaos"
"Free Spirit"

A chaotic neutral [person] follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn't strive to protect others' freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. A chaotic neutral [person] does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others), evil (and a desire to make others suffer), or be lawful neutral. A chaotic neutral [person] may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it.

Chaotic neutral is freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal.

Yippieh Tyler Durden :)

...und zu 36% schwul!

The Channel 4 Gay-O-Meter has calculated that Dexterkane is 36 percent gay! Find out just how gay you are with the Channel 4 Gay-O-Meter

Damit gelte ich sogar noch als repressiv. Hätte ich jetzt nicht erwartet...

I'm fuckin twisted, baby!

How evil are you?

Und Du?